dear God; supreme being, divinity of the universe, To Whom It May Concern in the Celestial Realm, Asgard, Paradise, Nirvana, Eden, Mag Mell, etc, etc. Please, grant me my wish. Chicago and a scholarship. And though it’s not as important as the above (in tandem, please, but I’ll take it as a No if they don’t come together) a room with Mr Wu would go down a treat. I pray.

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